Privacy

Last updated: 12 November 2026

What you type is public

Every question you ask, and the table it produces, gets a public link and may appear in the gallery. Don't type anything personal.

What we store

We store your question, the generated table, any edits you share, and a view count. We do not create accounts and we do not store your name, email or IP address. We use your IP address for a moment to rate-limit requests, then discard it.

AI providers

Your question is sent through OpenRouter to AI models (Jev by TypeSafe, and DeepSeek) to generate the verdicts and jokes.

Advertising and cookies

We may show ads served by Google AdSense. Google and its partners use cookies to serve ads based on your visits to this and other websites. You can opt out of personalised advertising at Google Ads Settings, and read how Google uses data at policies.google.com/technologies/partner-sites. Visitors in the EEA, UK and Switzerland are asked for consent before personalised ads load.

Hosting

The site runs on Cloudflare, which processes requests to deliver it.

Contact

Questions or removal requests: hello@idiotictable.app. Include the table link and we'll take it down.